The smell before rain, the blood in my veins

iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

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When your favourite food is being served.

heyfunniest:

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

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Years ago, I knew a boy who made all the wrong choices. He seemed a student like any other. His name was Tom Riddle. Today, the world knows him by another name: Voldemort.


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when going to a friends' house

  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi password?
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I’m Spanish and I have to say that…

patrincumuse:

  • Spain is in Europe not somewhere near Mexico.
  • I hate bullfighting.
  • I don’t like flamenco.
  • I don’t say “Olé”.

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